This one I wrote as I pulled out a shirt from the dryer that was one of the few that needed ironing. It seemed like I had JUST DONE IT yesterday. With three kids we were in laundry hell (yes, Al did ALOT of laundry, still does). I really think this one should be published somewhere besides here, but I just haven’t had the time or figured out where to submit. Any suggestions? Also, I couldn’t figure out how to single space the poem so it’s kinda spread out.
Dirty Laundry
Some folks think of hell as fire
Or an ice cold frosty place
But I’ve had a taste of it here on earth
So I’ll tell you about the place
I’m ready to confess my sins
And promise to sin no more
Because I know what awaits you
When you pass through the Devil’s door
It’s laundry plain and simple
Until the stars explode
Piles and piles that never are done
An eternally unfinished load
You will wash it and dry it and fold it
And happily put it away
But when you wake up the next morning
You will see that you still have to pay
No use to explain to the Devil
That this was yesterday’s work
In hell there is always more laundry
You’ll wish you’d not been such a jerk
So be thoughtful and patient and loving
Return any money you’ve found
Or you’ll end up in Mr. D’s Spin n Dry
Watching your laundry go ’round
very cute