Snorkelface

The pool is open!  It’s not fancy pants like the “club” we used to belong to, but it’s water.  Because it is a gym for mere mortals, and the pool is shared with a swim school so it’s only 4ft at it’s deepest, I have a hunch I will often have a lane to myself, which makes it even more relaxing – don’t have to worry about bonking heads with anyone. 

My only problem is I wear a snorkel – which means an eye/nose mask as well.  So I come out of the pool with snorkelface: lines all over my face.  When you’re older your skin doesn’t pop back as quickly, especially if you’re dehydrated which I probably usually am, so I walk around for hours with snorkelface.  That would be a good name for an indie rock band, no?

At any rate I’m ecstatic.  I swam 18 laps, which just about killed me, but it still felt great.  I was just about in the zone but my arms said “no mas” especially because I didn’t have my fins or kickboard so there was no rest for the wicked.  Today I didn’t so much go back to my lake in Illinois, but rather pretended I was snorkelling in Hawaii, the sea turtles floating along underneath me.  It was in Hawaii where I realized that I could swim all day long if I used a snorkel. 

I’m going off to the internet to find out if there’s a remedy for snorkelface.  Maybe just drink more water and put better lotion on my face.  I simply can’t walk around the world looking like I fell asleep on a hockey goalie’s mask.

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  1. Janet's avatar Janet says:

    Dear Snorkelface,

    Yes. Definitely. Considering the history of rock and the power of Jethro Tull’s Aqualung, I think Snorkelface is a very fine name for a band. Maybe something indie is in your future?

    Oh, and please ask Mother to ask you if you are getting enough oxygen when you are swimming with a snorkel. One must find the answer to these things you know. If you don’t know, please contact Yoda. He looks like he could have used a snorkel, don’t you agree?

    Love your sister, Jan.

    • It will be up to someone else re: the indie band, I have my hands full with other fantasies. She is too funny, and I’m glad to see your sense of humor is returning. [?] I had actually looked it up long ago when I started swimming with a snorkel to see if it was “cheating” and actually it is more aerobic that way – you have to breathe deeper because of the distance the air has to go through. So I suppose if you don’t breath deep you could be in trouble.

      Still dont’ know what to do about the snorkelface though. I think I’m going to have to pay up for a good mask, some kind of NASA silicone or something.

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