I decided the anti-mask people are right. I’m tired of trying to convince them that it’s not an evil conspiracy to take away our freedom.  So this is the stuff I’ve decided I’m just not gonna do anymore because I don’t wanna and another thought or two.

1) Stopping at stop signs/lights. Why should I stop if there are no cars coming? I should be able to make that decision on my own. Just because you decided to speed up just when I was going through the red light and I kill your wife and three kids and that useless parasite on society grandmother of yours – that’s your problem dude.

2) Going through TSA. Screw that. I have never carried a weapon or bomb on a plane. Why am I being stopped because some jerk may try to do that? I am
not concerned about it so why should I care if you are.

3) No more life jackets for me on a choppy boat ride. How dare we be required to wear life jackets on someone else’s boat just because the govt says we should. I’m a grown adult. I can make my own decision. Screw those who, because they are decent human beings, jump in to save me and also lose their lives. I didn’t tell them they had to save me. You do you.

4) Oh man FORGET seat belts. We’ve been living with THAT tyranny for
way too long but I certainly DO expect the people of the US to support me
for the rest of my life because I go through a windshield and live to tell the tale, albeit in a wheelchair.

5).No shirt no shoes no service. I never realized before how totally oppressive that was in the name of “public health.”. What a bunch of b.s. Who are these public health experts anyway? I don’t see anything on my feet. As for me without a shirt, well, what’s not to like?

Personally I don’t see why my husband’s surgeon was required to wear a mask during his 9 hour brain surgery. Masks don’t do a damn thing. So what if he just picked up the flu and didn’t know it yet. Why should he (and lordy all those nurses) have to stand there all that time “breathing their own germs” with masks on. Wait. I think I see now. We don’t want their germs getting caught behind a mask, where they might breathe THEIR OWN GERMS back in. Let them out so they can live free! Germs aren’t meant to be contained. They have a life, too ya know.

It just comes down to I don’t give a flying fig about my fellow humans. Screw all that morality stuff my parents taught me. It’s every man for herself.